Spouse: Amelia Scarehart
Children: Bonehead and Slim
Occupation and place of work: Professional trom-bone player. I’ll be here all week.
Best thing about living in the Yakima Valley is: The Trunk or Treat events everywhere!
When I was a child, I wanted to grow up to be: The Grim Reaper.
First job I ever had was: Dog walker. Stopped because I almost lost a leg.
The most famous person I’ve met is: Skelly Clarkson. She was nice.
The best gift I ever received was: My 52” flat screen skelevision set.
The best piece of advice I ever received was: Don’t ever lose your funny bone.
My favorite food is: Boneless chicken wings.
One of my most memorable moments, besides getting married or having children was: Playing “Benny” in Halloweentown.
If I could witness any event past, present, or future, I would want to see: The very first Halloween.
The person I’d like to meet, sit with and talk to for an hour is: Jack Skellington.
I’d love to learn how to: How to bake delicious cakes. Bon appetit!
The furthest I have been away from home is when I went to: The Underworld. It was cold.
My favorite leisure activity or hobby is: Watching horror movies. They’re so funny!
If I didn’t have to worry about money, I’d spend my time: Going on archeological digs at my childhood home.
The one word that best describes me is: Cuddly.
If I could change one thing about myself it would be: Eyes and skin would be nice.